Linwood Sassy’s Screw You Revue

Brown Venue

Showtimes:
  Fri 5/18
6:40 PM Sat 5/19
2:10 PM Sun 5/20
11:00 PM Mon 5/21
  Tue 5/22
9:35 PM Wed 5/23
11:30 PM Thu 5/24
  Fri 5/25
  Sat 5/26
8:30 PM Sun 5/27

Tickets: $10 ($8)
(Seniors, official Linwood
Sassy t-shirt)

Mature Audiences

Dewey Chaffee Productions - Orlando, FL

Official MySpace

Listen to an interview on the Orlando Fringe Podcast

Meet Linwood Sassy, Beloved Superstar and King of the Catheter Circuit. Linwood's comedy revue makes it's stop in Orlando, along with sexy Nurse Gracie, and John the Orderly.

.. My name's Linwood Sassy and I'm 89 years old. I'm too old to worry about sayin' the "wrong thing" or bein' "politically correct." The fact is, my manager, Mr. Dewey Chaffee, booked my act at the Orlando International Fringe Festival and I AM PISSED. I consider myself a PROFESSIONAL entertainer and I am not too keen on havin' my show appear at some rinky-dink "theater festival." I know what those "festivals" are all about: a bunch of homosexuals runnin' around on stage NAKED and callin' it "art." Screw that! I refuse to do it. So don't get too excited about my show. I'm not comin'.