Resident curmudgeon Linwood Sassy posted some link bait for me... I'll bite!

Dammit! I never got the friggen chance to reveal MY "Cringe Crush" at this year's fest. (Some of us are Entertainment LEGENDS and had SOLD OUT shows to do, ya bastards!)

I loved Poofy du Vey. A woman in a clown nose turns me ON!

Oh...and thanks a bunch to you folks that crushed ME. Watch the videos below, ya bastards.

Screw You.

Linwood Sassy

Linwood, next time you're in town, I'd love to ask you about your crush on Okra Winfrey.

John Carollo

Ali

Steven